That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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