ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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