She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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