At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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