i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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