id be glad to
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it's like heaven, but drunker
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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