Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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