i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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