So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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