i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize