she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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