just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
