gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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