SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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