ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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