New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
tell me about the eggs
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