3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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