Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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