I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
