Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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