Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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