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So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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