When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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