There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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