i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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