I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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