just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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