are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
my shit smells like andre
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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