dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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