i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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