I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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