Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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