Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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