I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
