How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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