we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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