Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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