And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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