I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
