Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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