i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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