Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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