you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
whose ass print is on the piano?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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