Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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