I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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