And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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