come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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