I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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