Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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