So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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