sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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