we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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